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* Customer: "I need to print out my letter here."
* Me: "Ok, what program did you use to create it?"
* Customer: "Macintosh!"
* Me: "No, what actual program did you use. Was it MacWrite? Claris?"
* Customer: "Microsoft."
* Me: "OK, you used Microsoft Word. We have that here, so go ahead and sit down at one of these Macs."
* Customer: "It wasn't Microsoft Word. It was Windows!"
* Me: "I need to know what kind of computer you used. Was it a Macintosh or an IBM?"
* Customer: "I don't think it was an IBM."
* Me: "It could be an IBM compatible. Do you remember anything about what kind of computer it was?"
* Customer: "Microsoft!"
* Me: "Did the computer have a little apple on the front of it?"
* Customer: "I think so."
* Me: (What I should have done five minutes ago...) "Give me the disk, and I'll put it in my computer and check it out."